four more years days
Thank you to my non- Love Islanders for tolerating my seasonal obsession. We’re in the home stretch! How’s everyone doing? I, for one am thrilled with the turn of events that have led us to the current couples in the villa. I have been sick of Taylor’s lanky, mumbling ass since week two, frankly! The fact that he lasted this long is almost as annoying as the fact that Austin and Charlie are dressing like jail-bait in their first TikToks on the outside. Is everyone OK? The two most conservative boys apart from TJ [who follows Andrew T*te btw] doing subpar lip syncing videos in w*fe beaters and oversized basketball shorts? Sounds about white. Just mess. WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF CASTING THIS SEASON?!
I am on my knees begging for an embargo on influencers and right-wing incels. Like..I imagine there’s slim pickings but I sincerely believe we can do better than this!
Amaya Papaya has been a bright spot in the darkness. When Olandria pissed me off pining after Gumby with a cowboy hat and Huda was a dark cloud hovering over the makeup room, kitchen, fire pit, dock, soul ties, etc..I was able to count on my chica for the LOLs. I feel so represented by her. Big emotions, bigger heart. Her sharing that she needed to shave her *** ***** before going to the Hideaway was so real and peak girlhood. She gives old school reality star..like a Joseline Hernandez meets Cardi B before her big break. I can’t wait for her to see the brands clamoring to work with her.
Okay, the baby challenge episode was the second most enjoyable watch next to “the kiss” of e21. The durag on Marcel? The fact that Nic’s middle name is Marcel? Yeah, he’s in the Justin Jamal Bieber category of Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)TM. I am so obsessed with their friends-to-lovers arc. Nicolandria in 3!
Speaking of “the kiss,” the song blasting during it has been on repeat! It’s by a Swedish pop star of course! I would expect nothing less. The score of Love Island should be studied in a lab. It is so unserious yet important to me.
things sparking joy
-The “something to take the edge off” trend. Ex. Holding a mozzarella stick like a cigarette and dipping it into marinara. It’s so whimsical and fun!
-The salsa version of “The Climb.” It’s all over TikTok and I stop to listen every time. I love all renditions of this song. There was a fun gospel cover that came across my desk a couple months ago. I love vintage Miley for real. The way the message resonates to my CORE 16 years later?? It’d be cool to have a *cough* winning *cough* Latina female candidate run for higher office and have this spiced up version be the campaign anthem. Something to think about!
-A summer breeze.
-Watching The Better Sister with my beautiful perfect angel girlfriendTM. Is there a single other person out there with taste who is watching this show? I would urge you to watch it for Jessica Biel’s incredibly toned arms, if nothing else.
That’s all I got! Short and sweet! Stay tuned for another Food Agenda coming to an inbox near you. Speaking of food..THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK AT MCDONALD’S TODAY! After years of real ones begging from them to bring the elite menu item back, the day has finally come. Bullying really does work! I’m excited to try it but nervous it won’t hit the same as they did during off campus lunch sophomore year of high school..*fingers crossed*
Love and light!
Xxo,
Nay Nay